My dad knows my mom and I are dieting, so we opened the fridge last night and found something he’d bought for us: Good Belly. HA! Thanks, Dad. I was hoping it would be some kind of miracle drink, but Good Belly is just juice with probiotics in it.
In case you don’t know what probiotics are, they are live microorganisms that make you go to the bathroom even when you don’t need to. To me, probiotics are like Ryan Seacrest—totally unnecessary and I do not understand its popularity.
Probiotics are way too common these days. It’s getting to the point where you hardly notice it on a yogurt label! Once, I accidentally gave a work superior one of these trendy-packaged yogurts (not Activia), and I ate one, too. I spent the entire weekend in the bathroom. (TMI?) When I came into the office on Monday morning, I made eye contact with him and thought, I know what you did last weekend.