Turns out, betting on the ponies doesn’t bring in a lot of dough. I bet on 7 horses to win last weekend, spending a total of $14. I won 3 races and walked away with $14.40. So I made a profit of 40 cents. I’m going to need to find another way to make money.
But I’ll deal with that pesky income question later. Off to NYC this morning! Tonight, I’m having dinner with my favorite east coast family. We are not technically related and that’s probably why they’re my favorite.
Actually, the real reason I love them is because they’re funny, smart, they adopted me, and they told me that if no one was home when I arrived, I should go in and fix myself a drink. Wait a sec…maybe we are related!